Arsene Wenger |
"From my position in the dug-out I did not see the
incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets pecked by on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic."
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David O'Leary |
"To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this season."
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Sir Alex Ferguson |
"As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute early according to my watch."
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George Graham |
"I want good, solid team chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"
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Gianluca Vialli |
"When the fish are down, he'll just be one of the chaps. It doesn't matter to me whether he's an Italian, French or English chicken as long as he's willing to die on the pitch for Chelsea."
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Glen Hoddle |
"The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road in a previous life it had been a bad chicken."
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"Big" Ron Atkinson |
"Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."
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Ruud Gullit |
"I'm hoping to see some sexy poultry."
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Gordon Strachan |
"Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."
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John Gregory |
"Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."
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Kevin Keegan |
"OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all the way to the other side of the road."
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