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Legoland
I may as well get this out the way before I get started on the good stuff. Legoland is a game where you must run a theme park (Hence the name) and receive a park appraisal from the park inspector, Mr Bimble. Now that's out the way, lets get started. It can be really frustrating being a park owner. Especially when you have Jonathan Ablebody as your Duty Manager. This dork thinks you are a 3-year old - anyone stupid enough to buy the game probably is anyway. Then you have Mr. Bimble and his "Inspector Reports". His "reports" are supposed to help you get an appraisal. Do they help? Nope, they're tedious nonsense. Here is a normal report…just to torture you!You Have: √ A large driving school (uh - huh) × All scenery with a good variety (I put every one in) × All food stores with a greater variety (only one there) × Visitors (they're swarming around!) 
It is really frustrating unless Professor Voltage (Veronica Voltage's Grandfather) comes up with some new stuff every 5 minutes. The characters are really annoying and not as they are made out to be on the Lego Media website. The graphics are horrible and there is no real sound to speak of unless you count the annoying background music and Jonathan talking at every popup ToolTip. Overall the game is a pile of pants trying to compete with games like Rollercoaster Tycoon or Theme Park World.Matt to the top back to the cool stuff... directory |